THE YUMMIEST LIP PLUMPER EQUIPPED WITH HOODIA      (That's right, girls, the appetite suppressant).

For every girl who ever craved delicious pillow lips that beg to be kissed and sexy hips that just don't quit, this is your gloss! It shines. It softens (no more dry lips!).  It plumps (without hurting, thanks to lemon peel oil, which has a cooling effect).  And it has an extra special ingredient: Hoodia, an all natural plant extract that has been used for ages for its appetite suppressing qualities.  Meet your new dinner party secret weapon! Your lips will look chic and you may not succumb to those killer carb cravings, which tend to cause ring around the waist (you know, that red line that forms around your belly after eating so much that your waistband suddenly feels one size to small). 

Pucker up! Mwah!